Titanic is the highest grossing movie in the world. So why do I think it sucks? It's extremely long and boring. While I was watching it, I couldn't wait for it to end so that I could see the Titanic crash into the iceberg and sink to the bottom of the ocean. Unforunately I had to wait about three hours to see it happen.
Another thing I hated about the movie is that the love triangle which involves a poor boy named Jack (Lenardo DiCaprio), Rose (Kate Winslet), and the rich guy she's engaged to. The reason why I hate love triangles is that they turn a potentially good movie into a chick flick.
I don't mind watching long movies as long as they're worth viewing. Titanic isn't one of those movies. The movie could have been a whole lot better if it was about an hour shorter, and if the love story didn't take up most of the plot. Like the Titanic this movie is just one big ship wreck.
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This movie sucks because it uses the worst travel-disaster in history, which involved the gruesome deaths of over 1500 people, and EXPLOITS it as a fricking BACKDROP for a 3-hour crap-fest about CLASS-ENVY-- and in which the ACTUAL DISASTER ITSELF becomes a mere SUBPLOT to a 100% FICTITIOUS cheesy love-story/action-adventure plot, where the working-class hero and feminist-heroine save each other from an evil rich-capitalist VILLAIN with Edward G. Robinson-lips!
"Nyaaaah, seee steal MY girl, will ya? NYAAAAHHHH!!"
Even Disney could only ASPIRE be so historically inaccurate!
What's next-- in 100 years they'll make a film called "9/11," in which the descendants of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will escape from Donald Trump III, as he tries to drop his Twin Towers on them?
"Yer FIRED-- LITERALLY! NYA-ha-ha!"
(Frickin' HOLLYWOOD.)
That is one of the funniest things I've read!
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